Remi: Can we do bubbles?
Me: Not right now.
Remi: Can you say you’re just kidding?
Remi: Well, that makes me cry!
Remi (to Mayleigh, the dog): You a sweet girl! I been missin’ y’all while I was at Honey’s! …You gonna talk?
Remi (eating a cream filled donut): MMM! This is just like hot sauce!
(Remi kept pretending to lick a bar of soap…)
Me: Remington! That’s yucky don’t lick that!
Remi: I just pretending! (accidentally licks soap)
Me: *hysterical laughter*
Remi: (looks shocked) It’s SO good!
Me: When was the last time you went potty?
Remi: Momma, I gotta talk to you a second. I forgive you. I forgive you for me and for Mayleigh.
Me: Forgive me for what?
Remi: Because I love you.
hot llama (hot lava)
apple pie (pineapple)