Remi: (being silly) I just rolled my eyes and said “oh!”
Me: Baby, lets not do that. It’s disrespectful…That means it’s not good manners.
Remi: But I did it nicely!
“You know what I’m allergic of? Chicken polar bears”
“They’re taking our trash. I love those guys. That’s what I’m gonna be when I grow up. Trash man guy.”
(Remi was messing with his feet)
Me: Don’t pick at your mosquito bites.
Remi: I’m not picking.
Me: What are you doing?
Remi: I’m getting some fresh air in my toes.
Remi: (talking about his stuffed animal named Chase) He used to be a man Chase but now he’s a girl Chase.
Me: Kinda like Caitlyn Jenner..
Remi: huh? Is Caitlyn Jenner a man or a girl?
J & I: (in unison) We don’t know!
Remi: Captain lady’s orders!
Me: Am I the captain lady?
Remi: Yes, you are. Shiver me timbers! Momma’s the captain lady!
“Ruby Kate Lange is the sweetest, bestest baby of all!”
“Oh baby! I’m so excited”
“But whenever Jesus comes to pick all of us up you’re gonna be the last one to pick up.”