Me: I need to look up a few things online. Sometimes when you don’t know something you can find the answers online.
Remi: You mean online.com
Me: Haha yes. How do you know about dot com?
Remi: Because I see that mouse.com on TV!
(I hear Ruby crying and let out a sigh)
Remi: Listen mom, I know you’re frust-a-rated…
“It’s gonna be scary. You might frighten. It’s Mickeys special Halloween party.”
“Momma, me and Daddy both love chips SO much and I love Cheetos the mostest.”
“Daddy are we going hunting? Is it hunting season? Let’s look for some deers. Let’s pow-pow them.”
(Remi kept wanting to put his underwear in the washing machine. I didn’t want to forget about them so I told him he could just put them in the laundry basket. He was persistent.)
Me: I’m not going to do laundry any time soon..just put them in the basket!
Remi: Well, I think I better tell you the truth….I had a little accident…
“I got to pick an army man from the treasure chest at school!!!”
(30 seconds later)
“I bet this has germs all over it!!”
“Momma, you don’t know anything but Jesus does!”
“When we get up to heaven you’re gonna have to ask Jesus why kids can’t have coffee!”