Me: Ok, you have a sandwich, applesauce & goldfish in your lunch box.
Remi: That’s a pretty small lunch.
(playing on the piano)
“This is a sad song because somebody got hurt and now they’re at the hospital.”
“I’m gonna need a booty scratcher for Christmas. OK? But don’t talk about my booty. Don’t talk nooooo business about that. Just say, ‘Remi needs a scratcher for his bottom.’ Because that sounds better. Say that.”
“I love Jesus more than anyone in the world. My heart’s so big to Jesus.”
(Remi calls my Pandora charm bracelet my remembering bracelet. He likes to point out each charm and tell me what he thinks they mean.)
“..and this was when I was first made’d out of heaven. That’s the angel. That’s the remembery!”
“I’m gonna do my cheers (chores) then I’m gonna go outside!”
“I’m a little bit scared but I’m gonna be a lotta brave!”
Jarrett: I’m on vacation, buddy. I’m off work for 7 days.
Remi: SEVEN?! That’s too much!
“No. I didn’t toot. You’re just imaginatin’.”
Remi: I don’t mean what I said the other day.
Me: What was it?
Remi: About Batman.
Me: What did you say?
Remi: That I liked Batman better than you. And I’m really kinda sorry about it.