(Jarrett and Remi in the deer stand, 6:15 am)
Remi: (spills goldfish on the floor) Daddy, quick! Go get Mayleigh! She will eat them!
Jarrett: Mayleigh is at home. We aren’t going to get her.
Remi: Fine. I’ll eat them.
Jarrett: No, I’ll throw them out.
Remi: Good thinkin’, Daddy! Deers love goldfish!
“You know what? You’re Wonder Woman, Momma. And I’m Super Man. And Daddy’s a baby Super Man.”
“You’re the most pwettiest girl in the world. And I’m happy Jesus made you. That’s what I’m thankful for!”
Me: LoLo’s almost here.
Remi: What?! Oh my God! Momma, I said Oh my God!
Me: Remi! We don’t say that!
Remi: Sorry!!! HOLY SMOKES! Is that better?
(Jarrett and I were play arguing)
Remi: Listen, we’re a family here!!
(very entertaining conversation between Remi and Siri on my phone)
Remi: I want you to get me a new game, please.
Siri: I’m not sure I know what you’re sayin.
Remi:I want a new game! Please!
Siri: I’m not sure I understand you, Kelsey
Remi: I’m not Kelsey! I’m Remington! I just want a new game. Please, please, please, please…
Siri: Ok. Here’s what I found on the web for “I want a new game please please please..”
Remi: Thank you so very much!
Siri: Just doing my job.
Jarrett: Remi, I don’t like getting a bad report. You’re supposed to be the man of the house when I’m gone. You listen to your Momma and do what she says.
Remi: Is that what you do? Do you do what Momma says?
Jarrett: I try.
Remi: But do you do it?
Jarrett: Hey, run get me a napkin real quick.
Remi: (long, dramatic groan)
Jarrett: What did you say?
Remi: I said “yes sir, yes sir, yes sir” like four or five times!