(Watching Downton Abbey)
“Is it over? Without a happy ending?”
Me: it’s not funny!
Remi: It is funny. A Little. None, actually none.
“Is Ruby asleep? Ok, I’ll be quiet. I’ll be quiet as a rat and a mouse. Both.”
Me: What was that sound?
Remi: Maybe it was Jesus calling you…Saying, “I love you.”
(Remi sleeps with an essential oil diffuser in his room)
“Why didn’t you turn my confuser on?”
(Trying to brighten up a picture I took that turned out dark)
Me: which one (filter) should I choose?
Remi: ummm…you know…maybe something more stylish?
(Remi comes running into the room where I am)
“Mommy, Mommy! I gotta tell you something!! Daddy gave Ruby a bean and it was too hot and it make’d her cry!”
Jarrett: Hey, buddy, are you hungry yet?
Remi: Uh, not yet, Daddy, but thanks for askin’!
“Ruby, why don’t you stop that laughing so brother can have some quiet time?!”