Convo 1
(looking at a bruised banana that I promised him would still taste fine)
“I don’t think I trust you, banana…”
Convo 2
Remi: Ruby spent the night with Honey? Away from you? I don’t like that idea! Babies are not big enough to stay with Honey and Poppa!
Me: But you used to stay with Honey and Poppa when you were a baby.
Remi: Well, that’s not good either! Well, it can be okay when mommies are sick but it cannot be okay if mommy is not sick!
Convo 3
“I never knew little babies would be so much trouble.”
Convo 4
“If you ever need anyone to vacuum, just ask me. I’ll do it for you. Cause I’ll do anything for you. And for the floor…to get that floor clean!”
Convo 5
(Remi feeding Ruby)
“Mom, quit distracting her!!”
Convo 6
“Ruby, sometimes I think you cry just to get some attention!”
Convo 7
“I was a baby and then I grew up a little bit and then when I was 3 you told me, ‘This is the earth. This is where you’re gonna live…in Longview.'”
Convo 8
Me: I need you to do something for me real quick then you can go back to your hiding spot.
Remi: This is not a hiding spot! It’s a pouting spot!
Convo 9
Me: What did you do with it??
Remi: What?
Me: The spanking spoon! Where is it?
Remi: I haven’t touched it in like 40 days!!!
Convo 10
(I had convinced Remi that Spring Break was for spring cleaning. He was gung-ho for a day or two and then when I asked him to do something…)
Remi: I thought it was Spring Break…
Me: It is.
Remi: Then why am I not getting a break?
Diva, my favorite is Remi not trusting the banana! Dan, these are cute! Love, d
Deborah Delmark Wooten d wooten company deborah@dwooten.com Direct : 214.769.0813
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