Me: Remi, are you ready for the Shark Week party?
Remi: Yeah! Text that!
“Ruby! Are you naked?! You sly dog!!”
“I got a lot of (dance) moves back in the day…when I was four.”
“I’ve seen all the Scooby Doo’s. Pretty creepy, eh?”
“Thanks, Mom. You make my life feel a little bit better.”
“Momma, you have to tell me if you go somewhere. That scares me. I’m not trying to be mean, OK?”
(sent to me by my sister-in-law, Audrey)
“Aunt Audrey, I have to ask you sumfin’. One day, will you buy me some gum? That would be very helpful to me.”
Remi: What’s Wylder’s dad’s name?
Remi: BILLY?! And Jodi?! That sounds like a cartoon!!
“Did you know Dottie got stung by a stunk?” (translation: My mom’s dog got sprayed by a skunk! haha!)
Remi: Do I have bones in my tummy? (I did my best explanation)…then how does my tummy live like this?
Remi: Mom, my movie’s not starting.
Remi: OH. It’s starting now. I know. You actually have to give it a minute!