Remi-isms

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Convo 1

Me: I need to look up a few things online. Sometimes when you don’t know something you can find the answers online. 

Remi: You mean online.com

Me: Haha yes. How do you know about dot com?

Remi: Because I see that mouse.com on TV!

Convo 2

(I hear Ruby crying and let out a sigh)

Remi: Listen mom, I know you’re frust-a-rated…

Convo 3

“It’s gonna be scary. You might frighten. It’s Mickeys special Halloween party.”

Convo 4

“Momma, me and Daddy both love chips SO much and I love Cheetos the mostest.”

Convo 5

“Daddy are we going hunting? Is it hunting season? Let’s look for some deers. Let’s pow-pow them.”

Convo 6

(Remi kept wanting to put his underwear in the washing machine. I didn’t want to forget about them so I told him he could just put them in the laundry basket. He was persistent.)

Me: I’m not going to do laundry any time soon..just put them in the basket!

Remi: Well, I think I better tell you the truth….I had a little accident…

Convo 7

“I got to pick an army man from the treasure chest at school!!!”

(30 seconds later)

“I bet this has germs all over it!!”

Convo 8

“Momma, you don’t know anything but Jesus does!”

Convo 9

“When we get up to heaven you’re gonna have to ask Jesus why kids can’t have coffee!”

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Convo 1

(in the car on a 12 hour drive to the beach)

“Did we bring the spanking spoon?”

(and a few hours later..)

“Did we bring sunscreen?”

(and a few hours later..)

“I’m ready to hit the beach, guys! Come on! Let’s go!”

Convo 2

(pouting and talking in a whisper to his stuffed dog)

“Chase, Momma drank my orange juice!”

Convo 3

Me: Remi, don’t grow up!

Remi: But I want to grow up! I wanna be a daddy!!

Convo 4

Remi: I hit my head.

Me: Are you OK?

Remi: No. I’m better than OK! It means don’t worry, Momma!

Convo 5

(talking to Ruby)

“Who are you and what are you doing here??”

Convo 6

“I do not like drinking out of the sink. It might have yucky, gross-y stuff in it. Like onions.”

Convo 7

(talking about Ruby)

“When she cries and her mouth is sad it looks like her face is bleeding because it gets red!” (such imagery! ha!)

Convo 8

(talking to Jarrett’s dad)

“Poppa, you’re a hot little mess!”

Convo 9

Me: Mommy needs quiet.

Remi: And Remi needs noise.

Convo 10

(these two love to pick on each other!)

Jarrett: I love you.

Remi: I love you. Once you get away from me, I love you more.

Convo 11

Me: What’s wrong? Why do you look so sad this morning?

Remi:I had a dream about Freddy and Daphne and Shaggy and Velma. And they were here… And then they were gone… I’m sad because I wanted to visit with them.

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Convo 1

“Happy birthday to youuuuu and many more.

…and a rooster kick!”

Convo 2

(Changing Ruby’s dirty diaper) “EWWWWW! That looks like mud! Ruby! You have to say you’re sorry!!!”

Convo 3

“Whenever I’m old I think I’m gonna go to Jesus whenever Jesus says it’s time.”

Convo 4

(Driving down the road) “Who just honked at us? I think it was LoLo. LoLo has a really loud horn. Maybe she was going to the market.”

Convo 5

“Mom, go outside. That storm will tear you up.”



…and for the finale, what I like to call the “belly button chronicles” (boys are so gross!)


Convo 6

“I think there’s a broken cheerio in my belly button.”

Convo 7

“I tried to put my bouncy ball in my belly button but it wouldn’t fit.”

Convo 8

“Smell my belly button.”

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Convo 1

Remi: (being silly) I just rolled my eyes and said “oh!”

Me: Baby, lets not do that. It’s disrespectful…That means it’s not good manners. 

Remi: But I did it nicely!

Convo 2

“You know what I’m allergic of? Chicken polar bears”

Convo 3

“They’re taking our trash. I love those guys. That’s what I’m gonna be when I grow up. Trash man guy.”

Convo 4

(Remi was messing with his feet)

Me: Don’t pick at your mosquito bites. 

Remi: I’m not picking. 

Me: What are you doing?

Remi: I’m getting some fresh air in my toes. 

Convo 5

Remi: (talking about his stuffed animal named Chase) He used to be a man Chase but now he’s a girl Chase. 

Me: Kinda like Caitlyn Jenner..

Remi: huh? Is Caitlyn Jenner a man or a girl?

J & I: (in unison) We don’t know!

Convo 6

Remi: Captain lady’s orders!

Me: Am I the captain lady?

Remi: Yes, you are. Shiver me timbers! Momma’s the captain lady!

Convo 7 

“Ruby Kate Lange is the sweetest, bestest baby of all!”

Convo 8

“Oh baby! I’m so excited”

Convo 9

“But whenever Jesus comes to pick all of us up you’re gonna be the last one to pick up.”

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Convo 1

“Ouch! I need a walker!”

Convo 2

“We have so many feelings inside our body, right?”

Convo 3

“Hey Rube-Rube! You’re a cutie ball!”

Convo 4

(walking in the neighborhood)

me: Doesn’t this wind feel so good? It’s blowing through my hair!

Remi: It’s blowing through my body..like I’m a ghost!

Convo 5

“Ruby is a sweet little pancake!”

Convo 6

me: Remi, please leave sister alone.

Remi: Momma, she’s too cute for me to stop touching!

Convo 7

(talking about his Vacation Bible School performance at church)

“I can’t wait to see you on stage and see those cute little Momma eyes!”

Convo 8

Remi: The doctor told me to eat gums every day.

me: Hmm..I was in there and I’m pretty sure they didn’t say that.

Remi: Yes he did! It was before you were in there.

me: Your doctor isn’t a “he” so which doctor was it?

Remi: Ummm…Tibiletti (my ob/gyn). And he told me to spit it out on night time. Did you know that?

Convo 9

“See Ruby? She’s just staring at my face–looking at me cause I’m handsome.”

Convo 10

“I kissed Ruby. Ruby is like a sweet, sweet, sweet snack!”

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Finally caught up to Ruby Kate’s birth! Remi is so smitten with his baby and has said some of the sweetest things about her!

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Convo 1

“Aww look at that sleepin’ beauty cutie!”

Convo 2

(RK had the hiccups)

“Cover your mouth!!!”

Convo 3

“Oh yum, yum, yum, yum! Crusty, delicious BACON!”

Convo 4

(RK crying)

“It’s ok, my angel!!”

Convo 5

“Am I big enough to go to high school yet?”

Convo 6

“Is there any signs in here for people to know this is SuSu’s house?”

Convo 7

Remi: I blew up my juice at school.

me: What does blow up your juice mean?!

Remi: That’s only the answer for Jesus.

Convo 8

Me: How does your new allergy medicine taste?

Remi: Like cinnamon roll socks!

Convo 9

(after blowing out birthday candles)

“I maked a wish that you would always be my Momma!” (sweetest thing ever!!)

Convo 10

“I love you too, Momma. And I don’t want you to never go to jail or nuffin!” (ummm…lets hope not!)

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(continuing pre- Ruby Kate quotes)

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Convo 1

(watching TV)

“Holy smokes, Momma! Dora’s bracelet spins!”

Convo 2

(sleeping Remi..yes, he talks in his sleep!!)

“Isn’t that so cool? Even cooler than me.”

Convo 3

“I just wanna look at your cute smiling face.”

Convo 4

“I like when you have those pink lips and those pretty eyes.”

Convo 5

“You know what you are? You’re a sweetie pie.”

Convo 6

(hugs my belly)

Remi: I love you, Ruby Kate!

me: Aww she is so lucky to have you as a big brother!

Remi: Well I’m lucky to have her! We’re a family and that’s what we do.

Convo 7

(talking about Jarrett)

“He just doesn’t get it. He’s just an awkward daddy.”

Convo 8

“I hope there’s a TV in God’s neighborhood.”

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(Continuing the pre- Ruby Kate quotes)

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Convo 1

(Remi saw an old picture of himself on a white quilt)

“Umm…why am I on a cloud?”

Convo 2

(Jarrett was watching Jaws on TV)

“Daddy, is that Finding Nemo?”

Convo 3

(Mayleigh is our dog)

“Mayleigh’s my girl and I’m her man. We’re married.”

Convo 4

Me: Remi, please be careful. You’re digging your elbow in Mommy’s belly.

Remi: I don’t wanna hurt you because I’m a gentle kid!

Convo 5

Me: Why must you mess with everything?!

Remi: Ugh! I dont know, Mom! But I won’t when I get bigger!

Convo 6

Me: We just got baby sister’s crib sheet!

Remi: “THAT IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!”

Convo 7

(Jarrett and I kissed)

“Aww! That was so sweet! Do it again!”

Convo 8

“I pooted in my car seat. I’m sorry. I don’t know why I keep doing that. Oh. I know why! Jesus makes me poot.”

Convo 9

“I hope Ruby Kate says a lot of questions like I do!”

Convo 10

Remi: Momma, you’re so sweet

Me: Maybe I’m sweet because I have a sweet little boy

Remi: No, Momma!! You just have a sweet heart!

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I’ve been writing these down and saving them for quite some time so these are all pre-Ruby Kate quotes. Generally, I wait until I have a few good ones to share but I’m so behind that these are from the month of January!

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Convo 1

“Mom, thanks for being you.”

Convo 2

(discussing guns)
“Momma, I’m the betterest shotter.”

Convo 3

(watching a show on TV)
“They are going to be married?? You got to be kidding me!”

Convo 4

“I’m just being good for goodness sake!”

Convo 5

Remi: Do you wanna lell (yell)?
Me: No I want to snuggle!
Remi: Well..Momma..talk to yourself about that because those are your choices!

Convo 6

“When the cold weather goes away and the warm weather comes, baby sister will pop out! And I will come in the room and say, ‘OH holy gosh!'”

Convo 7

“I’m thirsty and hungry and I want Daddy to come home and I want you to hug me and I want to have 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 sleepovers at my house.” (run-on sentence because I’m pretty sure he didn’t take a breath!)

Convo 8

(we were having a conversation with about how baby animals & human babies nurse.. I was trying to give him an age appropriate understanding of breastfeeding before little sister arrived)

“ummm…that makes me a little bit nervous” (I’m still laughing at that one!!!)

Convo 9

“Daddy, there’s one thing your kid likes and that’s fried chicken!”

Convo 10

“We live on a round ball and it wiggles. Feel it wiggling, Momma? You know who is making it wiggle? Jesus. You know why He makes it wiggle? So we can get our energy! And Jesus likes the earf.” (I wish I could say earf instead of earth and sound as cute!)

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Convo 1

Remi: Momma, I gotta lotta questions in my mouth but I don’t wanna tell you them.

Convo 2

Remi: Do you like me when I’m nekkid?

Convo 3

Remi: I’m beating Daddy up! Say “thank you!”

Convo 4

Remi: Thank you for keeping the potty warm!

Convo 5

Remi: Momma, I just returned. I returned back to being Remington.

Convo 6

Remi: I like to disobey nicely.

Convo 7

Daddy: Remi, throw me the remote.

Remi: That wasn’t a good choice was it, Daddy?

Convo 8

Remi: I’m trying to do a trick but it didn’t work. My magic won’t work because that why I’m not a real bagician.

Convo 9

Remi: I want something sweet. You and Daddy are sweet but I want a snack that’s sweet!

Convo 10

Remi: Momma, I got juice allll over me and the chair.

Me: Go to the sink and get the red towel to wipe it up.

Remi: But I want this towel.

Me: Ok…then use it.

Remi: I’m using it! Settle down!

Convo 11

Remi: Will you pull my leg sleeves down?

Convo 12

Remi: Holy moly, Mommy! My room is SO messy! I think some other child did it and it wasn’t me!

Convo 13

Remi: Jesus, I want to get in heaven with you. Jesus, what’s your favorite thing? Hats? Whats your favorite thing?? Candles? You like candles? I got candles at my house!