Convo 1
“Happy birthday to youuuuu and many more.
…and a rooster kick!”
Convo 2
(Changing Ruby’s dirty diaper) “EWWWWW! That looks like mud! Ruby! You have to say you’re sorry!!!”
Convo 3
“Whenever I’m old I think I’m gonna go to Jesus whenever Jesus says it’s time.”
Convo 4
(Driving down the road) “Who just honked at us? I think it was LoLo. LoLo has a really loud horn. Maybe she was going to the market.”
Convo 5
“Mom, go outside. That storm will tear you up.”
…and for the finale, what I like to call the “belly button chronicles” (boys are so gross!)
Convo 6
“I think there’s a broken cheerio in my belly button.”
Convo 7
“I tried to put my bouncy ball in my belly button but it wouldn’t fit.”
Convo 8
“Smell my belly button.”