Remi-isms

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Convo 1

“Happy birthday to youuuuu and many more. 

…and a rooster kick!”

Convo 2

(Changing Ruby’s dirty diaper) “EWWWWW! That looks like mud! Ruby! You have to say you’re sorry!!!”

Convo 3

“Whenever I’m old I think I’m gonna go to Jesus whenever Jesus says it’s time.”

Convo 4

(Driving down the road) “Who just honked at us? I think it was LoLo. LoLo has a really loud horn. Maybe she was going to the market.”

Convo 5

“Mom, go outside. That storm will tear you up.”



…and for the finale, what I like to call the “belly button chronicles” (boys are so gross!)


Convo 6

“I think there’s a broken cheerio in my belly button.”

Convo 7

“I tried to put my bouncy ball in my belly button but it wouldn’t fit.”

Convo 8

“Smell my belly button.”

Remi-isms

  

Convo 1

Remi: (being silly) I just rolled my eyes and said “oh!”

Me: Baby, lets not do that. It’s disrespectful…That means it’s not good manners. 

Remi: But I did it nicely!

Convo 2

“You know what I’m allergic of? Chicken polar bears”

Convo 3

“They’re taking our trash. I love those guys. That’s what I’m gonna be when I grow up. Trash man guy.”

Convo 4

(Remi was messing with his feet)

Me: Don’t pick at your mosquito bites. 

Remi: I’m not picking. 

Me: What are you doing?

Remi: I’m getting some fresh air in my toes. 

Convo 5

Remi: (talking about his stuffed animal named Chase) He used to be a man Chase but now he’s a girl Chase. 

Me: Kinda like Caitlyn Jenner..

Remi: huh? Is Caitlyn Jenner a man or a girl?

J & I: (in unison) We don’t know!

Convo 6

Remi: Captain lady’s orders!

Me: Am I the captain lady?

Remi: Yes, you are. Shiver me timbers! Momma’s the captain lady!

Convo 7 

“Ruby Kate Lange is the sweetest, bestest baby of all!”

Convo 8

“Oh baby! I’m so excited”

Convo 9

“But whenever Jesus comes to pick all of us up you’re gonna be the last one to pick up.”

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Convo 1

“Ouch! I need a walker!”

Convo 2

“We have so many feelings inside our body, right?”

Convo 3

“Hey Rube-Rube! You’re a cutie ball!”

Convo 4

(walking in the neighborhood)

me: Doesn’t this wind feel so good? It’s blowing through my hair!

Remi: It’s blowing through my body..like I’m a ghost!

Convo 5

“Ruby is a sweet little pancake!”

Convo 6

me: Remi, please leave sister alone.

Remi: Momma, she’s too cute for me to stop touching!

Convo 7

(talking about his Vacation Bible School performance at church)

“I can’t wait to see you on stage and see those cute little Momma eyes!”

Convo 8

Remi: The doctor told me to eat gums every day.

me: Hmm..I was in there and I’m pretty sure they didn’t say that.

Remi: Yes he did! It was before you were in there.

me: Your doctor isn’t a “he” so which doctor was it?

Remi: Ummm…Tibiletti (my ob/gyn). And he told me to spit it out on night time. Did you know that?

Convo 9

“See Ruby? She’s just staring at my face–looking at me cause I’m handsome.”

Convo 10

“I kissed Ruby. Ruby is like a sweet, sweet, sweet snack!”

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Finally caught up to Ruby Kate’s birth! Remi is so smitten with his baby and has said some of the sweetest things about her!

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Convo 1

“Aww look at that sleepin’ beauty cutie!”

Convo 2

(RK had the hiccups)

“Cover your mouth!!!”

Convo 3

“Oh yum, yum, yum, yum! Crusty, delicious BACON!”

Convo 4

(RK crying)

“It’s ok, my angel!!”

Convo 5

“Am I big enough to go to high school yet?”

Convo 6

“Is there any signs in here for people to know this is SuSu’s house?”

Convo 7

Remi: I blew up my juice at school.

me: What does blow up your juice mean?!

Remi: That’s only the answer for Jesus.

Convo 8

Me: How does your new allergy medicine taste?

Remi: Like cinnamon roll socks!

Convo 9

(after blowing out birthday candles)

“I maked a wish that you would always be my Momma!” (sweetest thing ever!!)

Convo 10

“I love you too, Momma. And I don’t want you to never go to jail or nuffin!” (ummm…lets hope not!)

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(continuing pre- Ruby Kate quotes)

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Convo 1

(watching TV)

“Holy smokes, Momma! Dora’s bracelet spins!”

Convo 2

(sleeping Remi..yes, he talks in his sleep!!)

“Isn’t that so cool? Even cooler than me.”

Convo 3

“I just wanna look at your cute smiling face.”

Convo 4

“I like when you have those pink lips and those pretty eyes.”

Convo 5

“You know what you are? You’re a sweetie pie.”

Convo 6

(hugs my belly)

Remi: I love you, Ruby Kate!

me: Aww she is so lucky to have you as a big brother!

Remi: Well I’m lucky to have her! We’re a family and that’s what we do.

Convo 7

(talking about Jarrett)

“He just doesn’t get it. He’s just an awkward daddy.”

Convo 8

“I hope there’s a TV in God’s neighborhood.”

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(Continuing the pre- Ruby Kate quotes)

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Convo 1

(Remi saw an old picture of himself on a white quilt)

“Umm…why am I on a cloud?”

Convo 2

(Jarrett was watching Jaws on TV)

“Daddy, is that Finding Nemo?”

Convo 3

(Mayleigh is our dog)

“Mayleigh’s my girl and I’m her man. We’re married.”

Convo 4

Me: Remi, please be careful. You’re digging your elbow in Mommy’s belly.

Remi: I don’t wanna hurt you because I’m a gentle kid!

Convo 5

Me: Why must you mess with everything?!

Remi: Ugh! I dont know, Mom! But I won’t when I get bigger!

Convo 6

Me: We just got baby sister’s crib sheet!

Remi: “THAT IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!”

Convo 7

(Jarrett and I kissed)

“Aww! That was so sweet! Do it again!”

Convo 8

“I pooted in my car seat. I’m sorry. I don’t know why I keep doing that. Oh. I know why! Jesus makes me poot.”

Convo 9

“I hope Ruby Kate says a lot of questions like I do!”

Convo 10

Remi: Momma, you’re so sweet

Me: Maybe I’m sweet because I have a sweet little boy

Remi: No, Momma!! You just have a sweet heart!

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I’ve been writing these down and saving them for quite some time so these are all pre-Ruby Kate quotes. Generally, I wait until I have a few good ones to share but I’m so behind that these are from the month of January!

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Convo 1

“Mom, thanks for being you.”

Convo 2

(discussing guns)
“Momma, I’m the betterest shotter.”

Convo 3

(watching a show on TV)
“They are going to be married?? You got to be kidding me!”

Convo 4

“I’m just being good for goodness sake!”

Convo 5

Remi: Do you wanna lell (yell)?
Me: No I want to snuggle!
Remi: Well..Momma..talk to yourself about that because those are your choices!

Convo 6

“When the cold weather goes away and the warm weather comes, baby sister will pop out! And I will come in the room and say, ‘OH holy gosh!'”

Convo 7

“I’m thirsty and hungry and I want Daddy to come home and I want you to hug me and I want to have 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 sleepovers at my house.” (run-on sentence because I’m pretty sure he didn’t take a breath!)

Convo 8

(we were having a conversation with about how baby animals & human babies nurse.. I was trying to give him an age appropriate understanding of breastfeeding before little sister arrived)

“ummm…that makes me a little bit nervous” (I’m still laughing at that one!!!)

Convo 9

“Daddy, there’s one thing your kid likes and that’s fried chicken!”

Convo 10

“We live on a round ball and it wiggles. Feel it wiggling, Momma? You know who is making it wiggle? Jesus. You know why He makes it wiggle? So we can get our energy! And Jesus likes the earf.” (I wish I could say earf instead of earth and sound as cute!)