Remi: Momma, I gotta lotta questions in my mouth but I don’t wanna tell you them.
Remi: Do you like me when I’m nekkid?
Remi: I’m beating Daddy up! Say “thank you!”
Remi: Thank you for keeping the potty warm!
Remi: Momma, I just returned. I returned back to being Remington.
Remi: I like to disobey nicely.
Daddy: Remi, throw me the remote.
Remi: That wasn’t a good choice was it, Daddy?
Remi: I’m trying to do a trick but it didn’t work. My magic won’t work because that why I’m not a real bagician.
Remi: I want something sweet. You and Daddy are sweet but I want a snack that’s sweet!
Remi: Momma, I got juice allll over me and the chair.
Me: Go to the sink and get the red towel to wipe it up.
Remi: But I want this towel.
Me: Ok…then use it.
Remi: I’m using it! Settle down!
Remi: Will you pull my leg sleeves down?
Remi: Holy moly, Mommy! My room is SO messy! I think some other child did it and it wasn’t me!
Remi: Jesus, I want to get in heaven with you. Jesus, what’s your favorite thing? Hats? Whats your favorite thing?? Candles? You like candles? I got candles at my house!